I can overlook politics or sports alliances, but these are just unforgivable.
10. People whose favorite Harry Potter book is the 5th or 6th. Everybody knows the best books are the first 4 and the last one...I mean come on Sirius and Dumbledore DIE in the 5th and 6th. Anyone that finds joy in those books is pure evil.
9. People who dress up to class. Or people that are dressed up at the airport. There is nothing more suspicious than someone who spent more time getting ready to sit in a chair than it takes for class or a flight to be over.
8. People who take 6+ hours to text back. Unless you're at work/sleeping/drunk, no one is going to believe that you didn't see the text. It's fucking 2014 you check twitter every .3 seconds--same goes for your texts.
7. People who take mirror pictures. I still don't understand why this is happening considering it wasn't even cool in 2004 when people started.
6. People who wear their sunglasses inside. This seems like just an excuse to hide your suspicious eyes from sight.
5. People who think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Don't really think I need to explain more than the fact that anyone that thinks this is untrustworthy because they clearly have some unfixable mental problem and are therefore unstable.
4. People who don't recognize Beyonce as Queen B. I called Beyonce "Queen B" once and this girl literally said "She's not my queen". Wait what?!
3. People who believe Nsync is a greater boy band than the Backstreet Boys.
We all witnessed it at Nsync's "reunion". Anyone who thinks they still got it is obviously a registered psychopath.
We all witnessed it at Nsync's "reunion". Anyone who thinks they still got it is obviously a registered psychopath.
2. Cat People. Anyone willing to be slaves to a species plotting the end of the world is not trustworthy. Plus dogs are just so cute <3
1. People who are too cool to be themselves. We are all weird, and the sooner you embrace that, people will trust you more. Plus, if someone can't be weird around their friends, they're going to eventually combust from holding it in. And no one wants to be a witness to that catastrophe.
xoxo,
Ms. Manhattan
xoxo,
Ms. Manhattan