It's been a sad few months for Beliebers. I have to admit, when I first heard "One Time" while working at BabyGap one summer, I definitely thought it was a girl singing. But when I discovered it was the most adorable little kid with the most beautiful hair, I was smitten. But like I always say, it all went downhill after his haircut...and here's why.
10. Let's start with the hair. I am a firm believer that if you have beautiful hair, you shouldn't cut it (hello Miley Cyrus...). So when he cut those gorgeous locks, I just knew that was the beginning of the end.
9. He hangs out with people named "Lil Za". I don't really think there needs to be much explanation on this one.
10. Let's start with the hair. I am a firm believer that if you have beautiful hair, you shouldn't cut it (hello Miley Cyrus...). So when he cut those gorgeous locks, I just knew that was the beginning of the end.
9. He hangs out with people named "Lil Za". I don't really think there needs to be much explanation on this one.
8. He thinks he's a thug and has a thug posse. Look at this damn picture. He thinks he's the flyest kid in the world, hanging out with Drake, wearing his baseball cap backwards, slightly pointing at something off in the distance. Take an even closer look, and you see he's wearing MONOGRAMMED SLIPPERS. WTF do you think you are that you can walk around looking like a thug wearing house shoes with your initials on it. GTFO Biebs.
7. He has become a bad influence on his fans and younger siblings. Does Biebs not realize most of his fan base are young, preteen girls and select fabulous 20-somethings (ahem)? He should not be talking about underage drinking, doing drugs, or having DUIs every damn second when his fans look up to him as an idol. SMH, Justin.
6. His music isn't even good anymore. What happened to his cute songs about playgrounds and middle school and swaggy? Now they all sound like baby making music, only NO ONE wants to make a baby to Justin Bieber.
5. That one time he had a pet monkey but gave it up because he was too lazy to get proper paperwork. Yeah, Bieber did that. He had a pet monkey that he posted about in Instagram all the time. When he went to Germany for a show, the Germans confiscated the monkey because he didn't have the right paperwork. And instead of getting the paperwork to bring the monkey with him on tour, he LEFT HIM THERE WITH THE GERMANS. Unforgivable.
4. His Instagram was getting real annoying real fast. At first I followed Biebs to see adorable pictures of him and see him blossom into the next Justin Timberlake. But things went downhill real fast when he discovered the power of a selfie.
5. That one time he had a pet monkey but gave it up because he was too lazy to get proper paperwork. Yeah, Bieber did that. He had a pet monkey that he posted about in Instagram all the time. When he went to Germany for a show, the Germans confiscated the monkey because he didn't have the right paperwork. And instead of getting the paperwork to bring the monkey with him on tour, he LEFT HIM THERE WITH THE GERMANS. Unforgivable.
4. His Instagram was getting real annoying real fast. At first I followed Biebs to see adorable pictures of him and see him blossom into the next Justin Timberlake. But things went downhill real fast when he discovered the power of a selfie.
3. He has way too many tattoos. I may be a little bias on this one because I really don't like tattoos to begin with, but I feel like every person has their limit. Some people are born to freakily be covered head to toe in tattoos, and some people are supposed to remain innocent and adorable. Justin Bieber was one of those people until he crossed over to the ink side. Such a pity. I also had to post this picture because it's from Twist magazine, which I read cover to cover when I was 12.
2. All of his fucked up antics. Like peeing in a public cleaning bucket. Getting into fights. Being frisky with a random girl in a clothing fitting room. Wearing those ugly drop crotch pants. We get it, you think you're a baller. Now please realize you're not and go back to Baby Bieber.
2. All of his fucked up antics. Like peeing in a public cleaning bucket. Getting into fights. Being frisky with a random girl in a clothing fitting room. Wearing those ugly drop crotch pants. We get it, you think you're a baller. Now please realize you're not and go back to Baby Bieber.
1. This picture.
End of story.
xoxo,
Ms. Manhattan
End of story.
xoxo,
Ms. Manhattan